Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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