she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
And then he peed in my hair
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