your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
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Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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