if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
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I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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