i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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