Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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