yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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