I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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