There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
