Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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