Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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