its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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