Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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