your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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