Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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