Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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