You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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