Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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