I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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