Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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