Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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