I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
True strength comes from lack of pants
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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