Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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