Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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