we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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