he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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