I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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