belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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