I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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