Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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