But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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