Whats the glycemic index on semen?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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