We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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