Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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