Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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