Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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