is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
where does the pee come out of this thing
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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