i was born a porn star she said
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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