My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
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