I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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