similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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