My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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