why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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