the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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