Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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