what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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