If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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