Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
do herpes really smell.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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