okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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