is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Still dying that you shit outside
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
