i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
this boner is exhausting
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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