Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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