4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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