It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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