I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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