NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize
