i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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